If you want to know what’s wrong with newspapers, why they sometimes run with rumors and print half-baked truths, it’s because the adults have left the building.
Pelosi: The Princess of Partisanship
Pelosi may think she won this round, but she’s dealing with a prize fighter.
Common Sense and the Census
Why are illegal immigrants entitled to ANY representation in Congress?
BOGO Medicine
My parents were going to a doc who advertised on a radio station that once aired a two-man comedy show that had amused my father in the 1970s.
When Penmanship Mattered
The thing about old books is that they often contain more than just pages.
Cemetery Sunday
Thank God for modern medicine and big pharma. Keeping our babies alive.
Laches, Baby
Common sense would say you can’t belatedly raise a legal issue if you sat on it for months.
Three-Time Loser
If Uhrin’s nutty request had been granted, the people most affected by City Council’s decision would not have had a representative at the table.
Hazing Schmazing
Perhaps they feared the young ladies might bleed to death from papercuts
My Breakfast With John Kerry
No, I’m not afraid of the lanky, silver-haired Democratic politician.
Never Too Old To Graduate
Would it be child neglect to put the 3-year-old to sleep in her port-a-crib, turn on the baby monitor and slip up to the moonlit bar for a cocktail?
Spot The Typos
In a legal document, Uhrin makes the ludicrous assertion that he personally will suffer “irreparable injury” if Nygaard is allowed to vote at council meetings.
Our Papa Puzzle
The only thing we know for sure about my grandfather is where he is. His remains are in a cemetery in South River, N.J.
Goodbye Christmas. Hello Valentine's Day.
Who buys candy hearts in December?
It's Councilman Nygaard. Deal With It.
Both lawsuits are disturbing and emblematic of our times when courtesy, decency and sportsmanship are of no consequence to this win-at-any-cost crowd.
Ooh La La
We’ve been ooh-la-la-ing all day
Caroling For Cash
I thought about that family all through the movie. As soon as it was over, I rushed out, looking for them, but they had vanished.
