We never block your view.
Another Grasping Opportunist
There ought to be a law to prevent this sort of chicanery.
Return Address Rage
"I'm a writer," I hissed. "There are lots of things I know nothing about, but I do understand apostrophes and this ball doesn't get one."
December Babies: Shelved Elves.
If you’re not named Mary or Joseph you have no business giving birth this time of year.
Asinine Word of the Day: Adulting.
“You need to be able to change your own tire and if anyone bothers you, whack him in the head with the heavy end of the jack.”
Geezer Gold
Not only are Baby Boomers aging, but so are some of our favorite actors.
Sore Losers
Apparently taking a page out of Hillary’s Handbook for Losers are John Uhrin and Richard R.K. Kowalewitch.
Beach Leaders Secretly Promised Light Rail To Amazon
They never mentioned that the electorate had already turned the project down. Fundamentally dishonest.
Showdown In Cronytown
Bad command climate. That’s a polite way to describe what’s happened at City Hall.
Urban Sophisticates in Love
I read “Vows" the way I read about the royal family, or primitive tribes in Papau New Guinea.
Hail Mary Pass
This is a desperate move by a member of City Council who was bad at his job.
BREAKING NEWS: Virginia Beach Plays Games With FOIA
Frankly, many of us would like to know what OUR money was spent on as the city harassed this good dentist.
Empty Arms
The second oldest of the Bush’s six children was born in 1949 and died of leukemia - at a time when that diagnosis was a death sentence - in 1953, just two months shy of her fourth birthday.
Baby, It’s Stupid Out There
It’s flirtatious, it’s romantic, it’s a doggone love song.
Year One
This is a team effort. I couldn’t do it alone. Wouldn’t want to try. I need my squad.
God Squad
I hadn’t noticed the cop when I slunk in, late - as usual - for the 8 a.m. mass.
Name Shaming
Good Lord, lady, what were you thinking?
School Cafeterias: No Place For Parents
These parents, the same busybodies who schedule play dates where they vigilantly enforce “sharing” rules, want to be present during the only 30 minutes of the day when kids get to act like, well, kids.
In Pursuit Of The Perfect Tree
There’s something about an honest, fresh tree - one not soaked in chemicals or crawling with bugs - that just feels right.