Geez, Louise.

Thanks to redistricting, the queen of Portsmouth finds herself lumped into the same district as another Democrat, Lionel Spruill, who appears to be out-hustling her on the campaign trail and out-raising her in campaign funds.

Leave It To Dr. Jill…

This everyone-gets-a-trophy dope declared that not only should the winning LSU team be invited to the White House (a tradition with national sports champs) but she intended to talk to her husband about inviting the losing Iowa team as well “because they played such a good game.” Sheesh.

Hallelujah!

If I have a major gripe about the churches back home - besides all the molesting of kids and the clergy’s sluggish response to the horrific scandal - it’s that the music in most Catholic churches borders on funereal.