As Monday wore on it became clear that members of the media - who were clearly hoping for trouble, telling each other to “be safe” as if they were war correspondents - would have to write upbeat pieces instead of sneering stories about hillbillies.
Will A Hedge Fund Cannibalize What’s Left of The Virginian-Pilot?
The hedge fund reportedly likes to liquidate newspapers, like a chop shop. Selling them off for parts.
CNN Hates Poor Bernie Sanders
The senator from Vermont is being Brett Kavanaughed. By rivals in his own party.
Virtue-Signaling Virginia: Ratifying The ERA When It’s Too Late
The Equal Rights Amendment: A measure with more wrinkles than a Shar Pei.
Stop The Presses: Vince Vaughn Talked to Donald Trump
I couldn’t wait to get back to the football game where the opposing players were gentler with each other than many folks were to Vaughn on social media.
Virginia Dems Snub Virginia Beach
That’s what we get for electing Republican senators, I suppose. Or for supporting the Second Amendment. Unclear exactly what caused the Beach to fall out of favor with Richmond’s Democratic potentates.
Michelle Williams' Sickening Speech
Give Hollywood lefties a statue and a mic and there’s no shutting them up.
Selective Outrage Over Statues
Virginia’s most notorious segregationist, in a double-breasted suit and holding a book, stands unmolested within spitting distance of the state capitol.
Virginia Beach Schools Superintendent With A SECOND Apology
Seems it finally hit Spence that he owed the entire community a complete apology.
Royal Pains
Ever since British taxpayers threw them a $3 million wedding back in 2018, these two have pouted their way through their royal duties.
Virginia’s Largest City Joins Second Amendment Movement
Odd. I don’t remember AG Mark Herring weighing in when various commonwealth’s attorneys announced that they wouldn’t enforce Virginia’s marijuana laws.
Dollar Stores Under Fire
Why don’t the poor just shop at Whole Foods like everyone else? They sell the creamiest camembert around and their little bags of gourmet granola are so much healthier than those no-name “toasted Os” cereals they sell at the dollar joints.
Terrible Look For Virginia Beach Schools Chief
Last time I checked, Spence was pocketing at least $257,200 a year from Virginia Beach taxpayers while pushing nutty initiatives.
Words Matter
I can think of many words to describe these hairballs. Protesters wouldn’t be one of them.
Gerrymandering: A Proud Virginia Tradition
Fast forward 20 years and Democrats are back in charge of redrawing districts. Sure, it was tempting to flirt with good government last year, when they were still in the minority. Not now.
It’s 2020. Let’s Stop Annoying Each Other.
How about we also stop with the over-the-top theatrical marriage proposals on YouTube? Keep that stuff private. Unless the girl said “no." Definitely share those.
Packing Parishioners Stop Texas Shooter
They carefully advanced on the shooter - a convicted felon who could not legally own a gun - and killed him. It took six seconds to neutralize the gunman.
None Dare Call It Truancy
The left should be ashamed of itself for filling kids heads with this sort of fear-mongering claptrap.
Wall Street Is All Of Us
Wall Street isn’t an evil monolith, it’s every one of us with an IRA, a 401K or a pension.