Sifting through a box of recently discovered photos of my mother’s family, I find nothing but profoundly unattractive ancestors and eccentricity.
We’re Off
For the next week I’ll be hiking with my sister-in-law, armed with nothing but bear spray, Swiss Army knives and our sharp wits.
What Goes Best With SpaghettiOs? A Chianti Classico, Of Course!
Ever wondered what to pair with a nice can of Dinty Moore Beef Stew? Try a Cotes du Rhone or a Vino Nobile.
Storm’s Coming
Decide if you’re going to evacuate. And be quick about it. It may already be too late.
What If The Good-Government Guys Win?
Virginia Beach’s most famous developer, a man who’s financed his projects with tens of millions of tax dollars, is threatening to pack up and pull out of the resort area if good-government types are elected in November.
SPECIAL FEATURE: Good Government. Virginia Beach-Style. Part II
It wouldn’t be the last time the VBDA lavished dollars on companies associated with Thompson, of course. And it wouldn’t be the last time Branch supported Thompson while serving on that body. Special reporting by John Holland.
Nike Shoes: Up In Smoke
How exactly does shoe burning hurt Nike? Do you think they have reps patrolling suburbia to see who’s in the backyard barbecuing their Nike Zoom Pegasus Turbos on the Weber?
No, That Wasn’t John McCain’s Senate Seat
As a writer, words matter. I don’t like this sloppy tendency to award public offices to individuals, as if they own them.
Don’t Settle Scores At Funerals
Look, we all know Trump brought this on himself. His remarks about John McCain’s war record during the presidential campaign were unfathomably nasty. Especially given his own lack of military service.
Honor In Honest Work
Shaming people who work at service jobs is precisely the sort of elitism Fox commentators constantly criticize other networks about. Frankly, it’s snotty.
Bloodthirsty Pit Bulls Terrorize Virginia Beach
It appears that a pair of pit bulls with a taste for blood are running loose at the North End of Virginia Beach.
Thermostat Wars
I read somewhere - or one of my friends told me - that the optimum sleeping temperature is 64. Never one to discard science, I try to keep my house in the 65-68 range. Summer and winter.
Widows' Succession? No Thanks.
Already there are rumors - fueled in part by a speculative piece in The New York Times - that John McCain’s wife, Cindy McCain, is being considered.
My First Apology
It’s clearly some sort of mea culpa. But I can’t read the damn thing.
Barbara Jean Monaco: Missing for 40 Years
For 40 years Beach police have known who was with her that night. They’ve tried repeatedly to get those “handful” of men to tell them what happened to the missing girl.
Pumkinization Of America Is Underway
Starbucks’ mission is to leapfrog from July to September.
Radio Silence On Sunday
Finally, during the announcements, after half the congregation had already decamped to Duck Donuts, the stragglers were told that the bishop would be holding some sort of mass in honor of the raped and molested kids.
SPECIAL FEATURE: Good Government. Virginia Beach-Style.
Nobody’s saying what you’re about to read is illegal. This is simply how deals are done in Virginia Beach. Featuring investigative commentary by John Holland.