It’s audacious and mean-spirited to mock Americans who don’t share your political views and then expect them to buy tickets to your movies.
It’s audacious and mean-spirited to mock Americans who don’t share your political views and then expect them to buy tickets to your movies.
I would have swallowed my distaste and happily ordered a few boxes from a fat guy in a stained tie this year..
We've all had to say goodbye to a loyal pooch. Ordinary people cry and then bury their mutts in the backyard. Eventually they get a new one.
I’ve been scouring family photo albums looking for a presentable ancestor from a multitude of jug-eared Irish peasants. Just one.
I’ve been observing supermarket hysteria for years and still cannot understand why people lose their minds when one chain closes or a new one arrives.
One day you’re happy with the state of your hair. The next day you realize you’re sporting the exact same 'do as the octogenarian you saw pushing a walker through the supermarket.
The Bloviating Sheriff of Broward - who should be sacked immediately - is now denying reports from CNN, NBC and other outlets that there were three other deputies on the scene who also stood by and didn’t try to engage the shooter.
We’ve turned into a nation of hecklers.
We don’t listen to each other anymore. We shout. And when someone voices an opinion we don’t like, we shout louder.
Billy Graham told my Aunt Agnes that God loved her and that someday she’d go to heaven where she’d be like everyone else.
There was a time when at 10 a.m. on a Tuesday I might be interviewing the governor or calling cops about an unsolved murder.
Now I’m doing pliés to “I’m A Little Teapot.”
“Most Boring Winter Olympics Ever,” proclaimed a Forbes headline Monday on a story that blamed NBC and its amateurish coverage for the viewing public’s lack of interest.
You can easily drive from where I live in Virginia Beach to Los Angeles and back and never eat anything but cookie-cutter grub and mediocre meals. And lots of folks do just that.
So far, I have no regrets. But should I ever find myself pining for my old job, I have the perfect antidote: My fan mail. Volumes of it. Years of it. A big, juicy reminder that there really are awful people in the world.
There was only one reason that CBS, MSNBC and The Miami Herald were so quick to throw the ghoulish videos out there with an insincere warning that viewers might find the content “disturbing.”
Money.
I once had an instructor tiptoe over to ask me to please refrain from drumming my fingers on the wood floor while everyone else was in a state of bliss.
"Sorry," I whispered back.
When they weren’t having orgasms over the dictator’s sister and comparing her to Ivanka Trump, the press was heaping praise on the creepy 200-plus member Cheer-or-Die-Squad that has been performing carefully choreographed routines during the games.
It’s true that most drunken drivers in the United States are Americans. We’re stuck with these homegrown hairballs. But there’s no reason we should be dealing with repeat offenders who are here illegally.
“Every contract is VERBAL,” he’d scream. “Verbal means it’s composed of words. From the Latin verbalis.
“Look it up,” he’d order.
Serious college football fans know that the path to championships starts today. If your team doesn’t reel in its share of three-four-and five-star players you’ll be lucky to get a bid to the Depends Bowl in two years when these blue chippers are setting college football on fire.