When Smart Kids Procrastinate

I could see the future: my parents driving for hours on graduation day only to search fruitlessly for my name in the program. Instead of lining up in cap and gown, I'd be thrashing around in the pool trying to pass one last exam.

Where Has The ACLU Been?

In some places - Virginia, for instance - law-abiding, healthy Americans are being told they can’t leave their homes during certain hours. They’ve been told how many visitors they may have in their dwellings. Until the Supreme Court stepped in, many Americans were told they couldn’t attend worship services.

The Year Santa Went Soft

B ack when Eisenhower was president, when TV shows were in black and white and movies weren't rated because they didn't need to be, Santa not only brought toys. He brought the family Christmas tree.

Sack The Scarf

Toss her and her obscenely expensive array of neckwear on the White House lawn. Tell her she’s been exposed as just one more phony telling Americans what to do while doing exactly as she pleases. And we’ve had enough.