The piece was headlined “A Trip To Virginia Beach Showed Why We Aren’t Beating This Virus,” but a more accurate header would have been “Rich Elitist Visits Beautiful Virginia Beach And Spends Entire Trip Counting Masks.”
HE SAID, SHE SAID: There's No Hiding In A Swimsuit
Don't be so glum about that flouncy little accessory on your bathing-suit bottoms, Kerry. Count your blessings. Designers, physicists and structural engineers are working overtime to find ways to make women look better in swimsuits.
About That Shiny New Contact Tracing App…
“Good apps that utilize bluetooth and other wireless technology are notoriously difficult to develop. What appears to be a slap-dash project like this is guaranteed to have bugs.”
Trust the USPS With The Next Election?
Every one of us who has gotten misdelivered mail - which I venture to say is 100% of Americans - or who has witnessed extraordinary delays should gulp when politicians start yapping about turning over the next election to this dysfunctional agency.
Remember Summer Camp?
I'd packed exactly 14 pairs of underpants. In a puzzling development, they all came back unworn. They still smelled of Downy. But my son sure didn't.
Maryland Governor Stands Up For Private Schools
Naturally, Gov. Larry Hogan’s taking a lot of heat for his decision from the shut-it-all-down-till-there’s-a-vaccine crowd.
Double Standards And The Covid Crisis
Fauci who has scolded states for not shutting down, who’s told football fans that there really shouldn’t be a season this fall and who last week suggested that we should all be wearing goggles, suddenly developed an uncharacteristic reticence to offer advice.
Meanwhile, In the Capital of the Confederacy (of Dunces)…
An amorphous band of left-wing activists and radicals had seized the circle, where the graffiti-defaced statue of Robert E. Lee still stands, and ran it as a leaderless collective.
How Hospital Monopolies Extract their Pound of Flesh
If you want to improve middle-class standards of living, then you need to also understand why the cost of medical insurance is so bloody expensive.
America, Where Is Your Grace?
Was it asking too much for people on both sides of the political chasm in this country to simply react to Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s hospitalization and the deaths of Rep John Lewis and Herman Cain with prayer, compassion and kindness?
Stop Tolerating The Intolerable
Last weekend’s rioting in the streets of Richmond drew national news attention. But little interest from state officials.
Reality TV At Its Worst
Northam has no idea where the increased cases are originating because of the commonwealth’s appalling record on testing, which makes any sort of contact tracing impossible.
Brace Yourselves: Another Northam Presser Today
If Ralph Northam can’t stop the rioting in Richmond, what makes him think he can stop the spread of Covid-19?
Wall Street Journal To Malcontents: Get Lost.
Unlike the quivering pantywaists running The New York Times, the WSJ editors struck back.
Fixer-upper
I’ve discovered Renovation Island, the most insane HGTV fixer-upper show I’ve ever seen.
Welcome to Illinois
The illegal but successful threats not to return to work by teachers associations in Fairfax County Virginia have forced Virginians to confront the issue of public employees’ willful refusals to perform the duties of their employment.
A National Mask Mandate? Nope.
One day lefties are howling about federal agents protecting a federal courthouse in Portland. The next, they want to send U.S. Marshals into the streets to round up the unmasked.
Stop Walking On Eggshells
If “staunch liberals” can voice their opinions without fear of retribution, so should everyone else.
Who Wants To Visit New York Anyway?
Someone needs to remind Gov. Andrew Cuomo that it was New Yorkers who spread the virus to the rest of the country.