Trigger Warning: Biden’s Book Promo Could Cause Seizures
Joe Biden wrote a book.
Actually, SOMEONE wrote a book and put Biden’s name on it. There’s no way Slurry McTurnip - who was incapable of signing his own pardons in January 2025 and who could barely string a sentence together in a June 2024 debate - was able to pen a memoir.
In order to write a memoir, you need to have a functioning memory.
The release of the book, called “Promise Me, America” is set for two weeks AFTER the mid-term elections.
That is not an accident.
The last thing Democrats want to do is to remind voters of the four failed years of this dementia patient as they’re about to vote in the mid-terms. The New York Times reports that when Biden blurted out a September release date last month, it caused Dem operatives to experience “much consternation.” (That’s Times newspeak for “livid.”)
The date was quickly changed at their behest.
In order to pump up advance sales of the ghost-written book, Biden cut a two-minute promo.
It should come with a warning for those prone to seizures: It’s a festival of jump cuts. This clearly took the feeble 83-year-old hours to record. With time for naps, of course.
Here it is. Play the Joe Biden parlor game this weekend and count the cuts for yourself.
Some get 13. I got 33.
Biden may or may not have been the worst president in history, but I think we can all agree that his wife - “Dr.” Jill Biden - was the most rapacious First Lady to ever inhabit the White House. She actively tried to conceal Joe’s deterioration in order to keep the Biden grift going for another four years.
I won’t be buying the book. You?
