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Subway Sandwich Slinger: He’s Done.

Subway Sandwich Slinger: He’s Done.

He’s done. Literally.

Sean Charles Dunn, the Washington D.C. Subway sandwich slinger caught on Instagram, threw more than just a foot-long at a US Customs and Border Protection agent this week.

He threw away his career. And a job that likely pays about $102,000 a year.

Best of all, he psychotically provided a moment of hilarity in a time of unrelenting serious news.

Turns out Dunn is a member of the swamp that President Donald Trump promised to drain. How he kept his job these last six months is surprising. Federal employees so consumed with politics and their loathing of Trump that they work to thwart his agenda and to undermine he government are being systematically weeded out.

This guy took TDS to a new level.

Dunn, a 37-year-old international affairs specialist at the Department of Justice, was arrested late Sunday night on 14th Street after taunting federal law enforcement officers a finally launching a sandwich at one. He was immediately sacked after Attorney General Pam Bondi learned Dunn was one of HER employees.

“If you touch any law enforcement officer, we will come after you,” Bondi declared. “I just learned that this defendant worked at the Department of Justice — NO LONGER. Not only is he FIRED, he has been charged with a felony.

“This is an example of the Deep State we have been up against for seven months as we work to refocus DOJ,” she added. “You will NOT work in this administration while disrespecting our government and law enforcement.”

An official police report describes Dunn’s behavior:

DUNN stood within inches of (the agent) pointed his finger in (the agent’s) face, and yelled, “Fuck you! You fucking fascists! Why are you here? I don’t want you in my city!” DUNN continued his conduct for several minutes before crossing the street and continuing to yell obscenities at (the agent).

At approximately 11:06 PM, DUNN approached (the agent) and threw a sandwich at him, striking (the agent) in the chest. An Instagram video recorded by an observer captured the incident.

Dunn has been charged with one count of assaulting, resisting or impeding a federal officer. That’s a felony, punishable by up to one year in prison.

When newly confirmed DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro learned of Dunn’s outburst she was angry.

“He thought it was funny. Well, he doesn’t think it’s funny today because we charged him with a felony: Assault on a police officer.”

“So there, stick your Subway sandwich somewhere else!”

Judge Jeanine isn’t messing around.

Launch a foot-long at a cop, say goodbye to your career.

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