Democrats are determined to allow teenage girls to obtain abortions without a parent’s or judge’s consent, yet they want to make it illegal for teens to get a tan out of season.
College Football Fans: Urine For Heartbreak.
The worst, most humiliating loss in the history of mankind took place in Starkville, Mississippi on Thanksgiving night.
Pajama Party
It’s bad enough that nothing is left to the imagination anymore since stretch fabrics came into our lives, but visiting a hotel dining area should still require certain niceties before joining the crowd for eggs and bacon.
Liberals Behaving Badly. Again.
You would think former Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley could control himself on the eve of America’s most beloved holiday. You would be wrong.
Thanksgiving. More Than A Chic Centerpiece.
My absolute favorite Thanksgivings were spent at a wobbly card table covered by a freshly ironed bed sheet.
Baltimore Kids Are Rude
The First Lady was gracious. As always. It was the children of this troubled city that embarrassed themselves, their parents and their schools. Whether they know it or not.
Paroled: Double Murderer Jens Soering
When Soering got two life sentences for the grisly murders of Derek and Nancy Haysom - his girlfriend’s parents - some of us naively believed this hairball would die where he belonged. In prison.
Climate Protestors Crash Harvard-Yale Rivalry Game
Pity that the folks who came to watch a football game didn’t head to the parking lot and start revving their engines in a counter protest.
Virginia Democrats Have Been Busy
This is what happens when Michael Bloomberg and abortion enthusiasts bankroll candidates.
Big Mistakes. Tiny Corrections.
Any wonder the public doesn't trust the media?
Bad Ads. Part II.
South Dakota’s ad campaign is idiotic and open to misinterpretation. An embarrassing failure. A waste of tax dollars.
Oh Look. More Indictments.
The Virginia Beach swamp is being drained. Very, very slowly.
Wolf Blitzer Embarrasses Himself
Just ask your freaking question, Wolf. If you have to explain that this really is a “substantive question,” perhaps it’s not.
What Happened to Customer Service?
When you’re paying hundreds of dollars a month for a service it asking too much to have an 800 number to call, where an actual problem-solving American - preferably one in your zip code - is there to help?
Cafeteria Workers From Hell
Fire their derrières. Sack every single person who took part in this sadistic exercise.
Northwestern U Student Newspaper Bullied By Bleaters
The graduates of this journalism program will be working at a newspaper near you in the future. You’ve been warned.
Idiocy At UVA
You know who’s frightened of 21 guns firing blanks? Small dogs and babies.
Dad's War Diary
Merchant marines died at a rate of 1 in 26. The highest rate of casualties in any branch of the military. Yet it wasn’t until 1988 the men who served were recognized as veterans of World War II.
College Acceptance Scams: Part 2
The College Board - the outfit that runs the SAT testing - needs to lose its non-profit status.