Today’s weak-kneed newspaper execs are so terrified of lawsuits that a stern call from a two-bit lawyer in a rumpled suit sends them to their fainting couches.
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Baby Shaming
Frankly, this couple’s family size is none of her damn business. Or anyone else’s. Especially when the parents are more than capable of supporting their offspring.
So You Want To Be A Newspaper Columnist
We had ready-made retorts: A litany of all the soul-crushing jobs we’d had on the way to our “cushy” columnist gigs.
Finley’s Firing. A Sign Of The Apocalypse.
“I became a victim of a left-wing lynching in the most progressive state in the nation.” Denis Finley.
No, Melania Trump Doesn’t Hate Trees
Now these “journalists” have gone a step further: They’re trying to portray the First Lady as some kind of tree-chopping harridan.
Tweetstorm Fuels "Fake News"
Can you stand one more screed about the battle of words between Washington Post reporter Dave Weigel and President Donald Trump?
Good. Because that’s what you’re getting today.
For those who slept all weekend, here’s what happened:
United Breaks Guitars. And Puppies.
You want to prevent this from happening again, United? Here's a thought: Don't cram pets into airless overhead bins to suffocate.
There. Problem solved.