The piece was headlined “A Trip To Virginia Beach Showed Why We Aren’t Beating This Virus,” but a more accurate header would have been “Rich Elitist Visits Beautiful Virginia Beach And Spends Entire Trip Counting Masks.”
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Silence Please
Shopping is so weird right now. It starts with the mask - covers my mouth, my nose, sometimes my eyes. Geez.
Mask-Shaming. Suburbia’s New Sport.
Seems a lot of people with nothing better to do are counting people wearing masks, calculating the percentages and dutifully tattling on the stores and neighbors.
Pandemic Platitudes
What editor would ever allow a reporter to use the hackneyed phrase “new normal”?
Beach Delegate To Richmond: We Need A Plan To Reopen Virginia Beach
A letter signed by Del. Jason Miyares and supported by 100 doctors, dentists, builders, restaurateurs and assorted business people asks Gov. Ralph Northam to consider the damage being done to Virginia Beach by his indefinite shutdown order.
Ralph “No Hope” Northam
If the governor keeps the beaches closed beyond June 10, it will be catastrophic. He has to stop moving the goalposts.
BACON'S REBELLION: COVID-19 Update: Yup, the Virus Has Plateaued
Perhaps it is time for Governor Ralph Northam to declare victory and move on.
HE SAID, SHE SAID: This Shutdown Is Getting Old
As for wine and Cheerios — well, most connoisseurs would recommend a crisp chenin blanc, but I think a light Spanish rioja works just as well. A-salud’.
Limits on Liberty: Where's the Outrage?
Where are the brave defenders of civil liberties when ordinary Americans need them? Their silence is deafening.
Did Shoddy Science Shut Down America?
Hospitals weren’t overrun in most places but food pantries and soup kitchens were.
Virginia’s Let-The-Good-Times-Roll Budget
Now that the governor has shut down the commonwealth, where will the loot come from to fund Richmond’s left-wing dreams?
Chicago's Awful Mayor
The rest of the women of Chicago can look like a dog’s dinner, for all Lightfoot cares. SHE will be well groomed.
The Masking Of America
No one wants to see the leader of the Free World huddled behind his desk wearing a surgical mask any more than we wanted to see Jimmy Carter shivering in a cardigan because he’d lowered the White House thermostat to save energy.
HE SAID, SHE SAID: Pandemic Peeves
Yup, just what America needs right now: A choir of millionaires harmonizing from their mansions about how wonderful it would be to live in a world without “possessions.”
Wanted: Government Informants
In a COVID-19 bulletin on the city website Virginia Beach officials actually urge people to turn in anyone who dares to picnic or toss a towel on the beach and take a siesta. Don’t do it.
Ralph Northam’s Power Play: Part Two.
The governor decided to close the beaches past Memorial Day - a potentially catastrophic move for the Virginia Beach tourism industry - without even warning Virginia Beach officials of the timeline.
HE SAID, SHE SAID: Geezers? Oh, Please.
Hey, who are you calling old?
Cabin Fever? Red Cross Has The Cure.
“Have you been pregnant in the last six weeks?” he asked.
Dang, my colorist is GOOD, I thought.
Covid Chronicles: Live from New Orleans, Volume 2.
Our digital director is back with Vol. 2 of the COVID Chronicles: The Big Lonely.