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James Comey Belongs In Prison

James Comey Belongs In Prison

WTF, Comey? Seriously, WTF?

Donald Trump survived not one but two assassination attempts this year and this sick man and former FBI Director decides to call for a hit on the president? WHILE TRUMP IS IN THE MIDEAST?

Is Comey insane or evil? Or has he morphed into a middle school girl daintily arranging shells on the beach, photographing them and posting to social media for likes? 

Whatever his condition, Comey ought to face criminal charges for calling for the assassination of an American president. Free speech has its limits.

The U.S. Code spells it out:

18 U.S.C. § 871 prohibits threats against the President and their successors. It covers knowingly and willfully making threats to take the life of, kidnap, or inflict bodily harm upon the President, President-elect, Vice President, or other officer next in line to the office of President. The penalty is a fine under this title or imprisonment for up to five years, or both. 

Eventually this mid-wit took down his Instagram post and then insulted our intelligence with this implausible explanation:

News flash, Comey: No one believes you.

Only a fool would swallow the story that an FBI Director was unfamiliar with the meaning of 86. The fact that he’d offer such a transparently phony excuse does raise serious questions about Comey ever became head of the FBI.

The origins of the term are in dispute, but we all know it means “kill.”

And please, trolls, save your breath. No way did Comey think this meant booting someone from a saloon. Y’all are tedious. 

Kash Patel, for one, isn’t amused.

I suspect Comey won’t be amused by tomorrow.

Meanwhile, decent people are praying for the safety of our president after he was threatened by a disgraced former FBI director. 

Biden Should Have Been 25th Amendmented Out Of Office

Biden Should Have Been 25th Amendmented Out Of Office