Naturally, members of the media ate up the story and licked the spoon.
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Naturally, members of the media ate up the story and licked the spoon.
Then again, what’s another year when you’ve been playing hide-the-perverts for almost half a century?
SNL isn’t a comedy show anymore, it’s a self-indulgent pageant for clueless millennials without taste or common sense.
W&L will remove portraits of the school’s namesakes in military garb and replace them with paintings of the two generals mowing their lawns.
In other words, a stampede off the plane with first-class dandies taking their leisurely time gathering up their Kate Spade carry-ons, and the hoi polloi jamming the aisles with their therapy chickens and steamer trunks, would proceed as usual.
How exactly does shoe burning hurt Nike? Do you think they have reps patrolling suburbia to see who’s in the backyard barbecuing their Nike Zoom Pegasus Turbos on the Weber?
It appears that a pair of pit bulls with a taste for blood are running loose at the North End of Virginia Beach.
Finally, during the announcements, after half the congregation had already decamped to Duck Donuts, the stragglers were told that the bishop would be holding some sort of mass in honor of the raped and molested kids.
The Catholic church in Pennsylvania operated like an organized crime syndicate. For decades.
Here’s something you may not know unless you’re a public school teacher: Most kids have cellphones in class. And despite rules that they must be powered down during the school day, they’re all turned on.
Beach voters had the smarts to say no to light rail in 2016, despite relentless pressure to say yes from The Virginian-Pilot’s editorial page, developers and politicians owned by developers.
I’m old school. When I see a woman’s name I assume I’m corresponding with a female.
Pity Wilder didn’t have the foresight to know that risk takers - like her parents - who rode covered wagons into the wilderness, lived in sod dugouts and buried their babies on the prairies would someday be regarded as white supremacists instead of settlers.
If only she’d cast her parents as villains.
It’s clear that nothing would make today’s press corps happier than seeing the current First Couple miserable.
They’re practically begging Melania to bolt.
Samantha Bee, who got her start on The Daily Show, has always had a nasty edge to her “humor.” But her latest spew, aimed at Ivanka Trump (apparently because Ms. Trump posted a picture of herself with her infant son that outraged Bee and the rest of the left) was sick and irrational.
We’re not talking therapy dogs or service animals.
This is any mangy varmint that stressed-out college students want to cuddle with at night to relieve tension.
At the end of this semester the university’s 98-year-old Penn State Outing Club, the 70-year-old Nittany Grotto Caving Club and the Nittany Divers Scuba Club will be abolished, presumably so the students can spend more time indoors binge drinking and playing beer pong.
Yep, the opening of Manhattan’s fourth Chick-fil-A location had a columnist for the famously pompous publication fuming.
Why? Well, because the founders of the chain are - sitting down? - Christian. Oh, and Southern.