The only thing we know for sure about my grandfather is where he is. His remains are in a cemetery in South River, N.J.
Goodbye Christmas. Hello Valentine's Day.
Who buys candy hearts in December?
It's Councilman Nygaard. Deal With It.
Both lawsuits are disturbing and emblematic of our times when courtesy, decency and sportsmanship are of no consequence to this win-at-any-cost crowd.
Ooh La La
We’ve been ooh-la-la-ing all day
Caroling For Cash
I thought about that family all through the movie. As soon as it was over, I rushed out, looking for them, but they had vanished.
Short People
We never block your view.
Another Grasping Opportunist
There ought to be a law to prevent this sort of chicanery.
Return Address Rage
"I'm a writer," I hissed. "There are lots of things I know nothing about, but I do understand apostrophes and this ball doesn't get one."
December Babies: Shelved Elves.
If you’re not named Mary or Joseph you have no business giving birth this time of year.
Asinine Word of the Day: Adulting.
“You need to be able to change your own tire and if anyone bothers you, whack him in the head with the heavy end of the jack.”
Geezer Gold
Not only are Baby Boomers aging, but so are some of our favorite actors.
Sore Losers
Apparently taking a page out of Hillary’s Handbook for Losers are John Uhrin and Richard R.K. Kowalewitch.
Beach Leaders Secretly Promised Light Rail To Amazon
They never mentioned that the electorate had already turned the project down. Fundamentally dishonest.
Showdown In Cronytown
Bad command climate. That’s a polite way to describe what’s happened at City Hall.
Urban Sophisticates in Love
I read “Vows" the way I read about the royal family, or primitive tribes in Papau New Guinea.
Hail Mary Pass
This is a desperate move by a member of City Council who was bad at his job.
BREAKING NEWS: Virginia Beach Plays Games With FOIA
Frankly, many of us would like to know what OUR money was spent on as the city harassed this good dentist.
Empty Arms
The second oldest of the Bush’s six children was born in 1949 and died of leukemia - at a time when that diagnosis was a death sentence - in 1953, just two months shy of her fourth birthday.